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Ladies: I'm a pro martial artist and a fighter, and I tell the people I fight all the time that they're fighting like girls. Or pussies. Or pansies. This doesnt make me sexist, it means that my feminine strength isnt injured by words. Ironically enough, neither is my religion. CHRIST.
Fake Doctor, I never laugh out loud. But I always laugh out loud when I read your blog! Dont ever stop posting, you're a hilarious and well written guy. Think you should outlaw the anonymous comments tho; the people writin' em dont seem to be in on the joke, like the idiot @ the party who didnt get the invite that specified it was costumes only. Wow, wouldnt it suck to take yourself that seriously?